A Clash of Kings

The Strangler

And so begins the long adventure through George R.R. Martin's fabled A Clash of Kings, guided by your favorite band of invisible talking faces. Meet major players Stannis Baratheon and Davos Seaworth in this first GOO that is back to the A Song of Ice and Fire book series.

This Sword Is Real

And so it begins, chapter one of George R.R. Martin's amazing Clash of Kings. Arya joins the boys this week in a caravan heading out of King's Landing, and toward the sometimes awkard social exchanges with other young people.

Happy Nameday!

Our new King Joffrey has become one year older, and zero years wiser that we can see through the eyes of Sansa throughout her first chapter in a Clash of Kings! A grand tournament has been assembled for young Joff, full of the best competitors the entire Seven Kingdoms have to offer…or something like that.

History Lessons

Tyrion has returned to King's Landing, sealed letter in hand, as head of the newly structured Lannister cleanup crew to begin the extensively extensive process of removing the dark clouds young King Joffrey has spread over the city. It's Game of Owns, say hello.

Auuuuu

It's an old song today on the show as the Big and Little Frey's go head-to-head with our hometown favorites, the Starks. Bran's first chapter in A Clash of Kings is upon us, where truck loads of imagery pointing toward different parts of the story become even more clear.

Free Drinks

The Gold Cloaks have located Gendry, bathing along with his road brothers in this weekend's Game of Owns.

Tower Rangers

It's time to visit Jon and Sam for the first time ever in this Game of Owns adventure through A Clash of Kings. Selina has made it back from her trip through the wilderness to jump in on this discussion including but not limited to old books, royal gossip, and pickled aquatic creatures.

Interventions

Hump day approacheth (it is actually here today) and Game of Owns is back with another fresh character chapter in George R.R. Martin's A Clash of Kings. Catelyn and the gang are visiting Riverrun, passing out orders and planning a make believe imaginary peace treaty that may just work..

Spiders

The day is Friday, and the time is now — Game of Owns is back with another episode to lead into your weekend with truckloads of style and information, driving forward into another great chapter of A Clash of Kings!

The Ravens Are Coming

Monday returns, and so does Game of Owns. Journey along the Kingsroad with Arya and friends as they discover a cartload of troubles along the way.

Burning Beach

The day with a hump is here to stay as Game of Owns moves further into George R.R. Martin's A Clash of Kings. Join the GOO hosts in this epic read-along, and meet Ser Davos Seaworth in his first chapter ever!

Everybody Hates Theon

…Or do they? In this highly-anticipated Friday episode, reasons for liking Theon are finally confessed and examined, amid discussion of his very first POV chapter in the A Song of Ice and Fire series. Theon travels to Pyke where a reunion with his father does not go as planned, his uncle is a reformed cool guy, and the line of succession may skip him in favor of his sister…

Ghost Town

Monday strikes again as Game of Owns does bring yet another chapter from George R.R. Martin's A Clash of Kings to bed. Daenerys Targaryen and her followers chase the comet into a vast, empty city, and her first words in this book are spoken.

Speedbump

Listen as Zack and Eric guide you into the weekend with another chapter from Geroge R.R. Martin's A Clash of Kings! Jon Snow and the search party have discovered an abandoned village, and a very large tree.

Lovely Listeners

Monday hath returned, and in proper fashion so does this show. The gang is in full force, taking a handful of surprise calls and chats with listeners like you, and talking Arya's violent new chapter in A Clash of Kings.

Framing Stannis

Game of Owns is back in full force, yet again for another chapter moving forward into our story, thanks to a Mr. Tyrion Lannister. The small council faces a big issue today, with questionable options on how to handle it, SO DON'T YOU STOP LISTENING.

Pitch Meeting

Welcome to the wonderful world of Winterfell, where folks from all across the wide realm of the North here in Westeros, come to complain and ask for nice things to be handled for them. As Prince of the North, Bran must ride Hodor about this collection of people, and your GOO hosts must bring you this new chapter from A Clash of Kings.

Fool Me Thrice

Moving forward into A Clash of Kings, Game of Owns has returned this Monday with a look inside of a particular busy day for our friend Tyrion Lannister. Oh the plans he has made.

Pillow Note

Sansa Stark joins the show today as Game of Owns moves through A Clash of Kings, heading toward a secret meeting at the godswood.

Country Road

And the fellowship continues its unravel, leaving Arya and company desperately fighting hunger, and another podcast for listening.

Tyrion At Work

Heading back into A Clash of Kings, Game of Owns is here with yet another stretch of text in which Tyrion Lannister's strategies become even more complex, and even more dangerous.

Meeting the Reeds

It's back to the books (as they say) this Monday as Game of Owns returns in full force to bring you another chapter from Bran's eyes, and some new friends who may not be so new, to some of you.

Camp Renly

Continuing the theme for this week, today we meet an old friend and new character, seeking employment opportunities within a large, mobile summer camp.

A Winter Wonderland

There is much to speak of as casting changes light the GOO switchboards and disrupt the calm of an otherwise normal Monday episode. With a pinch of chatter on the latest WiCnet Awards category, a dash of Sam, and a large handful of Jon Snow's wettened hair… please enjoy.

Sibling Rivalry

In an unlikely shadow of the Lannister twins, Theon Greyjoy and his sweet sister grace today's Wednesdayepisode, with terribly atrocious plans for our friends in the North.

Imp Slap, Again

Join Game of Owns this Friday on an epic journey through the mind of Tyrion Lannister as he ascends the tall stairs of the Iron Throne, and considers a new career in hair care.

A Small Chapter

Arya and company travel a treacherous trail this Monday, onward toward Harrenhal, led by the Mountain who is furious with a mysterious Brotherhood and other living humans.

The Qarth Experience

Eric and Zack accompany our favorite comet pursuing khaleesi this day on Game of Owns, experiencing the multiple walled city of Qarth and its mysteriously lavish homes housing strange people.

Play Time, Dire Wolf!

Zack and Eric return with friends in tow, the Reeds have joined Bran for some much needed recreation away from the grown ones who know too much, and Hodor decides to take a swim without most of his clothes.

Have a Drink

Game of Owns is back this Monday four-host-strong to guide you further along the secret places in the mind of Tyrion Lannister, and the plans he has in store for this Clash of Kings!

Three Wishes

Game of Owns returns with a guided tour of your favorite place in the entire Westeros — the fabulous Harrenhal. Lord Tywin Lannister and his men seek to reclaim the once formidable ruin as a tiny little mouse plots its entire demise.

Bickering Brothers

Stannis and Renly Baratheon finally meet, clashing by way of sorts into another episode with Game of Owns, where even the hosts are divided between who should rightfully rule Westeros.

Damsel in Distress

Joffrey and his evil deeds appear to have no horizon moving forward into another chapter of Clash of Kings, with your favorite companions of GOO thin of number and stomach for Sansa's visit to the Iron Throne.

A Swift Defeat

Renly Baratheon is suiting up for battle in this new episode of Game of Owns. Come sunrise, the feuding brothers Baratheon will settle a fatal score, and move another chapter forward in this read through of A Clash of Kings.

150

In this Humpday edition of the show — Jon Snow is cold, and Game of Owns is old.

Green Dreams

Brandon Stark can dream the future of Winterfell in this brand new episode of Game of Owns, but will you?

Marriage Proposal

Eric and Zack are back for another mid-week Game of Owns, and another undercover visit to King Joffrey's small council, as they debate and decide the wise next move after hearing interesting news.

Blood Drunk

Micah has returned from the great city of Qarth (Manchester) to join the cast for another edition of Game of Owns this Friday, where Theon Greyjoy appears to have done something right. And terrible.

Mo' Errands Mo' Problems

Arya's patience with her violent and annoying boss Weese has worn thin, and your heroes have returned to sing tales of justice with dog-like retribution.

Hoster Tully's Time Machine

In another Humpday edition of Game of Owns, the boys take a look at Cat's arrival to Riverrun with a brand new friend in tow, meeting some familiar faces and not-so-familiar…traces.

Dany's Litter

The long weekend has passed, and another week has begun on Game of Owns. Journey with your hosts through the stoned streets of Qarth, in search of mystical people-charmers and help from those with which we hope to remain just friends.

Riot

Game of Owns returns four host strong as the Lannister going-away party draws to a close, directly in the center of crowded and dangerous city streets. Oh my, oh my, there's gonna be a riot.

Shadowvag Part II

Game of Owns is here with a solemn vow to lead the collected masses into another lonely weekend, riddled with tales of treachery on both sides, and an evil shadow from the…insides. It's the second part of a once long forgotten episode, enjoy!

The Halfhand

Qhorin Halfhand has returned with troublesome news, and plans of a new quest heading deep into the North. Join your four heroes of GOO as they eavesdrop on another important conversation, deciding the fate of one our beloved Starks.

The Costumed Man

In true day-before-Halloween spirit, join your four heroes as a discussion filled with shadow and dark places provides a fresh perspective on the troubled past of a certain mysterious man.

Remember the Stone Mill

Whispers of the Halloween season fade away as your brave hosts join Catelyn and the Tully's in their defense of Riverrun.

The Sack of Winterfell

Theon Greyjoy, cloaked in nought but shadow, enters the quiet collection of wood and stone known by name as Winterfell, and disrupts the path of our young Prince Bran forever.

Weasel Soup

A girl must give a man a name, and a show must discover another monumental deviance from a book to the television series.

The Dead Wedding

This new episode marks a turning point in the show, where dreams become reality and fear of future devastation and misery haunt Daenerys Stormborn as she travels through a labyrinth of sorrow.

Making the Rounds

Join Micah and Zack this Humpday as they revisit some of your undying theories, and enjoy an afternoon stroll along the walls of Kings Landing.

Find the Halflings!

Eric and Micah travel hand in hand through the forest of Theon Greyjoy's unsettled mind, in search of the Stark children and small moments of silence between each speeding train.

Where the Wildlings Are

Join your favorite band of outliers (plus Jon Snow and a man named Stonesnake) in a climb to the top of your Monday evening, and then some.

What a Knight

Sansa is seeking a way out of King's Landing before the troops of Stannis arrive. However something occurs which ensures all eyes, including those of Eric and Micah (your faithful reading companions), are on her.

One Talon Up

Fate has been extra generous to Jon Snow this day, as he dreams his way into adventures previously reserved for another Stark brother. Eric and Micah dodge some dastardly eagles and try to avoid the poking Weirwoods on their path.

Yay Alayaya

Tensions between brother and sister are at an all-time high as Cersei reveals her capture of someone close to Tyrion. Meanwhile, your hosts prepare a Thanksgiving feast.

Wasted Wine

Join the crew of GOO in a Humpday stroll through Catelyn Stark's final point of view in A Clash of Kings!

The Sister Visitor

Game of Owns returns with another chapter into the cold and lonely stone of Winterfell, where Theon's dear sister does visit his long-lived home away from home, with great advice that is far too lost.

Kiss My Blade

Sansa Stark does spare a prayer for the gemmed and suited King Joffrey Baratheon as Kings Landing begins the defense against his dear Uncle's invading mass of ship and foe.

The Bottle of Blackwater

Ser Davos Seaworth and his fleet of ill-informed seaships coast into Blackwater Bay, to begin their assault on the Landing of Kings!

The Will of Tyrion Lannister

Blackwater blazes forward as the battle threatens the Mud Gate and all housed within Kings Landing, with none to save them but an evil demon monkey.

Sansa and the Hens

Two guys and a girl lead you through a telling conversation between Sansa and the Queen — riddled with lots of wine, women, and an impressive assortment of war-time finger foods.

Battle Fever

The battle rages forward, across a vast bridge of burning boats that once carried the hope of brave, brave men. Accompanied by Podrick, Tyrion and the GOO crew bring you the first chapter and episode of 2014.

The Battle Has Ended

In the midst of almost certain defeat, Cersei abandons the Hens for a change in scenery and decorum, leaving Sansa to rally their spirits and say one final goodbye.

They Want You Dead

The city of Qarth has outgrown Daenerys Stormborn and friends, but there is yet unfinished business that must be resolved before heading on their respective paths.

The City of Roose

With some of the sharpest book to show differences found so far, say farewell to young wolf girl Arya Stark as her final chapter in A Clash of Kings wanes to a close.

Throne Room Trauma

The battle is over, and the royal family must reward those who remained loyal in the fiery Blackwater. Sansa leaves us in her final chapter of A Clash of Kings, with a cliffhanger of both very good and very very bad news.

Theon Turncloak

In his last appearance of A Clash of Kings, Theon Greyjoy faces the might of the North, and the answers for his actions.

Tyrion, At Rest

Within a new bedchamber, the Lion Tyrion Lannister has awoken to the news of his "father's" victory, and his sister's most certain failure.

The Halfhand's Plan

The men are given new orders. Jon and the Halfhand press on alone in the snow, but not in the sky.

The Last of Clash

In this final chapter of A Clash of Kings, Brandon and his motley bunch of discarded souls brave the dark of Winterfell's undercity and destruction to plot the course of their ever-destined futures.

A Clash of Kings

The book is finished, the Owns are in, and the time is now. Let's finish A Clash of Kings.