Feast your eyes on this delectable delicacy known only as the Cake of Thrones.

Yes, an unnamed Game of Thrones (hardcore) fan requested this item from the master artisan of all things baked-goods Kensei Yonzon, snapped a thousand high resolution images depicting in in several scenarios where a cake version of the Iron Throne would be appropriate/incite fits of laughter, then promptly consumed it with what we can only assume was a solid evening of Season 1 marathoning and high-class flatware.

Yonzon says, “the seat, armrests, and backrest are all cake. the swords are all chocolate fondant” while “the fondant is made from marshmallows and milk chocolate. Cake is chocolate with dark chocolate frosting.”

Ok. Give me this. I want to eat it. I’d slice it with Valyrian steel only.